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forallyoucare) wrote2014-01-10 07:05 pm
forallyoucare) wrote2014-01-10 07:05 pm
Miracles
What's the buzz? Jesus is. According to Matthew's daily reports from his blog, Jesus isn't only trending, he's beaten twerking and Miley Cyrus. It's sort of a big deal, the kind of breakthrough they've been needing. Simon's sure of it. And Peter goes along with pretty much anything Simon says these says.
Jesus himself doesn't really follow Twitter or Tumblr. He's not interested in Youtube or the miracles people are attesting to him. All he wants to do is work on his next lecture, his next sermon. They don't have to advertise after punk rock shows anymore, they don't have sit in supermarket parking lots after hours with their followers. They Twelve and JC are a big deal now. Cities even welcome them and bohemians, artists, the disenfranchised fill out gathering permits for parks.
He's never really thought about it, honestly. They travel, they speak, the move. Getting out the word is the most important thing.
At least, it is until their bus breaks down in the middle of no where and they're all out of PBRs.
Jesus himself doesn't really follow Twitter or Tumblr. He's not interested in Youtube or the miracles people are attesting to him. All he wants to do is work on his next lecture, his next sermon. They don't have to advertise after punk rock shows anymore, they don't have sit in supermarket parking lots after hours with their followers. They Twelve and JC are a big deal now. Cities even welcome them and bohemians, artists, the disenfranchised fill out gathering permits for parks.
He's never really thought about it, honestly. They travel, they speak, the move. Getting out the word is the most important thing.
At least, it is until their bus breaks down in the middle of no where and they're all out of PBRs.