Simon laughed. "That's not even funny," he said. Maybe he'd told Judas that he had a secret crush on Peter once because there was something about saving a life that made you responsible for that life. He was pretty sure that Judas was just teasing him now with throwing that back in his face. He toned down the gawking and went for another kiss, trying to gauge how willing Judas was for a round three. "Peter's too... Wholesome. He's going to end up with a really short wife or another guy that looks just like him."

Because honestly. Peter was sort of the epitome of perfection. He had soft and unworked hands, his parents were rich and he came from a Liberal Arts college on a full scholarship.

"And if you're right... Shit. I'd ruin him. So that's not gonna happen."