He was never going to get used to people barging in on him changing. "Uh-" He made sure those shorts were all the way up. "I don't shave-" He didn't know any bloke who shaved, he was fairly sure? "I don't know. I was thinking pants? I don't know how I feel about... purple, really?" He gestured a little towards the pants, but he still took them. "What about black?"

He had literally no idea what she meant about the 'discrete access', vaguely assuming she meant to go take a piss? That would make sense, right? Then he wouldn't have to wrestle himself out to do so.

Her questions came rapid fire and he tried to keep up with them, though he felt unbelievably awkward standing there with someone while he was in these shorts, never mind the idea of changing out of them in front of her! "Um, pretty much nothing, no, I suppose so, and as far as Simon goes... or- really- this community thing goes, it's just a friend thing. None of us- the others, our friends, I mean- even knew about... this." Complete with a little gesture. Well, Judas knew, but he didn't know that. "So I don't know what to say to that, really?"