"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Judas stared at Simon like the other man had lost his mind. "How did this go from dancing to dates?" He mimed cuffing the other but didn't actually even touch, rolling his eyes. "I don't know if you've seen the end result of him going on dates but it's pointless when he's so damn oblivious about it ... still, that teaching session..." that might be an idea, or- "what about having him come and talk with a private group? Like if a big donation? We'll come to your city and have a private teaching session?" That had some merit to it.

Still. Grin. "Small donation will get Simon to strip for you." He was teasing, not thinking the other would take him seriously. "Besides, JC has to stay fully clothed or they'll haunt him with those pics."