CHOKE! Peter ended up choking on Simon's last words, and unfortunately he was one of those people who had the problem of flushing very bright red when embarrassed so now he was a tomato, staring pointedly down at the laptop instead of Simon. Two friends who couldn't be more different if they tried. "Uh, you, uh, do what you think you need to," he finally said, swallowing down before licking his lips. Maybe he should have bought one of Simon's dates-

"It's incredible. We don't have this many Twitter followers... I have no idea where it's all coming from! There's a lot of sharing going on on Facebook, though? It's a miracle." He was convinced it had to be.