Simon pulled his hand back through his hair, the spray already coming loose from an afternoon of work. It was a good thing he kept a can in his bag. He was going to need a touch up. "You know he's like... Seriously, he's the most asexual person in the entire world. Are you sure he--" Simon was just flabbergasted. "-- What did he say to you? I mean, you've been totally into him for awhile now but he's-- Judas, he's kinda... We all love him. And he loves all of us. But. Platonically."

Simon handed back his joint to Judas and patted him on the knee before he slipped out of the bunk.

"Just don't be pissed off man. And if he is into you? Shit. You're an idiot for making him want to change his mind. Have you seen his abs? Dude."