JARVIS alerts Tony Jesus is here, which is maybe the singular most surreal sentence the AI has ever said in his life, and Tony goes down to meet his... friend, possible one night stand, in the lobby. Tony's fresh off a business meeting, dressed in a black suit with faint red pinstripes and a crimson tie. He tends to work his Iron Man colors into everything he does and owns, now, without realizing it. It's just a habit.

Tony smiles at him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. "Yeah, no. Unless that bag has pajamas in it, you're borrowing some of mine. You're my guest, you get stuff," he explains by way of greeting. "Don't fight it, nobody's won on that one with me yet. C'mon, let's go somewhere people won't stare so much at you. My staff means well, but they can be a little rude."